What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?
This will sleigh you.
What do lions sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! 
When is a boat like a pile of snow? 
When it's adrift.
What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney? 
Santaclaustrophobia
How do snowmen get around? 
On their icicles.
Friday, December 18, 2009
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