Funny Story

Ok....... so in the first post I mention there was a funny story.  It is completely innocent but not suitable for all readers. But deserves it’s own post.

So the reason we wanted to do the presentation was to see the penthouse suite.   We really wanted to see it.  We didn’t get to though however because they were all occupied........dang it.  Anyway, you know how presentations work.  You tour their “special” suits then go to the office for the sales pitch.  We were on are way to the office, we got in the elevator and Trixie dropped her sunglasses. She picked them up and all was well.......then she dropped them again.  This time all was not well. The little tiny screw fell out where the ear piece is connected.  OH NO!  The LITTLE TINY screw fell out.
Let me take a moment and explain how we were all standing in said elevator. The salesman and I were standing on one side. Art was in the corner and the Coonster was on the other side.  Trixie was standing in front of Art. When Trixie realized the LITTLE TINY screw had fallen out she immediately bent over to look on the ground for this LITTLE TINY Screw. When she did, she pinned Art to the wall.  This made for a very compromising looking position for the two. Just then the elevator door opened and there appeared a very stunned looking woman.  I didn’t want her get the wrong impression so I said “oh we are looking for a screw”.  Quickly realizing that didn’t sound good especially with the way they were positioned I added “literally”  we all started laughing the poor salesman although he was laughing too his poor face was bright red.  By the way we never did find the LITTLE TINY Screw.  Guess it was just too small.